TOY CATALOG

i recently got my photo published inside this specialty toy catalog...i did some product photography for this toy shop in down town lake orion that my wife works at called LITTLE MONSTERS

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DENVER BUM

love from JA

These are both pretty awesome. The bottom one has terrible music, but a pretty epic beginning... and lots of other cool/funny shit. The top one really shows what JA is like in the beginning as well.

Cultural Differences

This conversation happened during a meeting we had at work today:
 (Oniel my counterpart, aka partner at work)

Oniel: "Yeah, and we need to talk to the youths and enforce a dress code... You know, no marinas..."
Everyone: "Yeah, no marinas, no spaghetti straps..."
Me: "..What is a 'marina'?"
Oniel (lifts up shirt to show undershirt): "This."
Me: "Oh, a wifebeater."
Everyone talking at once: "lol, wutt??"
Me: "A wifebeater. That's what they are called in America."
Everyone: "lol, why??"
Me: "I dunno... Oniel, imagine wearing JUST that shirt, living in the middle of the country and yelling at/beating your wife with a bottle of liquor in your hand."
Everyone: "Oh! Haha"

Baby Horned Lizard

I almost completely forgot about this. I spotted this on the north rim of the Grand Canyon and my girlfriend bare handed it for me (I'm a bit of a Lennie Small). She then let me hold it and took a few photos, sweet right?