When Puss go out, rat tek ova di house.

There are many amazing Jamaican proverbs, but this one my friend Crystal decieded fits for last saturday... Basically, my folks were gone for the day and told me they didn't care if I had people over. In typical Ewok fashion of partially losing my mind, I promptly called everyone to come over and pre drink at my place before we went over to our friend Mally's. I started drinking at 1:30pm. Keep in mind we have a 7:00pm curfew. I had just hung up all my cloths to dry. In hindsight, REALLY embarrassing, because, I mean EVERYTHING was out there... BUT, since I was getting drunk, I somehow forgot that was an issue. So JA has this crazy white over proof rum that is EVERYWHERE... So naturally, we drank lots and lots of rum... And almost all of us blacked out!! Haha... I woke up and didn't remember my friends leaving, or going to bed. All of our memories are a little hazy. The next day we went with Camille and her uncle to this crazy river... And Camille filled us all in on what was going on. Camille and Tyane are our language teachers, which makes them "staff" which means that they cant drink if we are. Lol.

 Water tank
 Chris, Crystal, Mally

 Virginia pretending to be passed out
 Sara being goofy in the kitchen
 T gets back rub under the cloths... lol
 T likes to take pictures; This glass was later broken...
 Before the awful game of "I never ever", which I hardly played out of principle... Family Fued instead...
 Me and Dad when I made him come hang out with us...
SO, lots of rum later=redic whitey dance party djayed by me and Tyane and Camille, drunk wrestling in which Crystal popped Sara's shoulder out of the socket (she crouched down and said "don't fucking touch me" over and over to anyone who came near her until she fixed it...) And apparently I grabbed Sara up in a huge hug later that almost sent us over the railing.. 2 broken glasses, a host family that came home to rediculosness and now I am kinda embarrassed, smoked a whole pack of ciggs, had cloths hanging all over the place, played drunken facebook family fued with Tyane and then accidentally left some dumb drunk comment on T's facebook cos I was still signed in as him... Lolol... One week of training left! Will we make it? Then we get scattered across the island, all alone... I better get it together, huh? P.s. we never made it to Mally's. And we got to break curfew because of the presence of our Jamaican friends. No pictures of Camille, which sucks. This is long as shit I know. Sorry guys!


CJS said...

the face down green shirt pic with your slacks hanging in the foreground.


looks a lot more fun then passing out on eric's couch and freezing to death.

ewok said...

Haha... He was looking at us, but turned away when it was picture time. Klassic! Yeah it was a good time.