New Halloween Rule

Persons NOT in a costume are unable to speak to persons IN a costume unless persons IN a costume initiate the conversation. Persons NOT in costume must give persons IN a costume five dollars if they begin an unsolicited conversation. Persons IN a costume are entitled to one strong jab to/around the face area of persons NOT in costume in addition to/in leu of the previously mentioned five dollars.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

ZING!