SWAGGER LIKE US

Pre-Fabricated Drama? Looks like not Mr. Porter. Jay-Leno plays a real good high school guidance counselor. I guess even Obama called Kayne a jack-ass. OUCH! Video Here. Between this and your Mandy Moore stint, I think you might need to step your Pop Culture assessment skills up Mr. Porter. Too many dusty old vintage African Disco 12" clogging up ur steeze? (LOLJKXOXO)

7 comments:

the shrieking madman of the cliffs said...

sorry, i'm going to have to go with Porter on this one for three reasons:

1.) when Beyonce "fixed" the situation by inviting Taylor back on the stage to give her acceptance speech THEY WERE WEARING MATCHING RED DRESSES... Taylor "Who the Fuck is that" Swift changed OUT of her white dress for some reason and just happened to be wearing one that matched Beyonce's when she "improvised" a solution to the totally, totally, pre-planned thing with Kanye West.

2.) Why the fuck would they let Kanye West on stage and grab her microphone? Can anybody just walk on and off the stage whenever they feel like it? if that was the case, wouldn't assholes just be jumping on and off the stage and doing stupid shit for extra exposure.

3.) the fucking Leno interview. OK, so Jay Leno has this grand spanking new show after his old show was taken over by someone who is quite popular in the crucial 19-40 demographic (Conan O'Brian). So Jay Leno, in an attempt to bolster his viewers in this area, magically gets a once-in-a-lifetime interview with the guy that everybody currently loves to hate (Kanye West) only two days after this "incident."

This whole thing was a fucking manufactured event... and i can't believe i devoted more than one second to thinking about it.

MRL said...

1.) she preformed live in the red dress, that was planned actually.

2.) he was sitting front row and generally don't have "bouncers" for celebrities

3.) amazing coincidence

you devoted multi paragraphs

MATTO said...

vindicated

MATTO said...

vindicated

audiopants said...

What is with his stupid fucking haircut!

tuneitout said...

i think it was a planned publicity stunt.

keep your eyes out for the kanye west/talylor swift duet coming $oon.

CJS said...

3) It wasn't a magical once-in-a-lifetime interview... Kayne was on Leno because he was already scheduled perform We Run This Town with Jay-Z and Rihanna. These things are planned well in advance, Rihanna and Jay-Z are very busy.

Taylor Swift was on the VIEW this morning, Was that to boost ratings too?