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As if I couldn't be more crazy about Isabella Rossellini! I just found out about her tv series "Green Porno" via The Soup of all places. This shit is all kinds of bat shit crazy awesome. Can't believe I missed two whole seasons of this, I guess thats what I get for packing up and moving to Canada. Anyway, I need Isabella Rossellini in my life, I think shes probably to crazy to wife, but it would be cool to have her as an aunt or the god mother of my first born. It's on Monday night, my DVR is set.