DEAR MATTHEW PORTER

DEAR MATTHEW PORTER - THROW ME A BONE HERE, IT ONLY TAKES 5 SECONDS TO RESPOND TO MY WEDDING RSVP WITH A YES OR NO...WAY TO IGNOR AND BLOW OFF YR FRIEND'S BIGGEST DAY!!!!!!!!!!!

12 comments:

RK47 said...

haha. can i take porters place if he doesnt respond? ill wear a suit n shit. u wont know the difference ...

FOCAL PHOTOGRAPHY said...

ha ha ha rachel too funny

FOCAL PHOTOGRAPHY said...

Porter if you read this - I got email from molly that you two are not coming....would be nice to see u both but it's cool if you can't

MATTO said...

DUDE- I THOUGHT THE WIFE SPOKE FOR US BOTH.

AND No need to put a friend on blast- I would if I could, I'd tell you I might- but you'd just get mad about that.

Didn't you not RSVP on my wedding???????????

OH SNAP!

Don't worry I got your his and her, mongramemd, chill pills with a gift receipt.

MATTO said...

DUDE- I THOUGHT THE WIFE SPOKE FOR US BOTH.

AND No need to put a friend on blast- I would if I could, I'd tell you I might- but you'd just get mad about that.

Didn't you not RSVP on my wedding???????????

OH SNAP!

Don't worry I got your his and her, mongramemd, chill pills with a gift receipt.

MATTO said...

DOUBLE POSTING IS THE NEW CAPSLOCK

FOCAL PHOTOGRAPHY said...

porter - dont you worry cuz i wont be calling you anymore about this shit and 2nd of all you never sent me an RSVP to yr wedding it was more like a last minute phone call regarding yr wedding. molly left me an email saying yr not coming but it would be nice enough to send the rsvp card in the mail with a simple NO

Angelcakes said...

i ain't nevin gettin married.

audiopants said...

I was gonna RSVP, but I WASN'T INVITED!

Also, LOL @ mongramemd, chill pills with a gift receipt.

tuneitout said...

yeah i think my invitation got lost in the mail too!

james st kids have such bad luck with mail.

audiopants said...

Our invitations had to come so far. You know, although way from Iannuzzi's apartment.

CJS said...

WELL AW FUCK,

I'M GOING!!!

SHIT'S GUNNA BE B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!!


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