this is me in the bathroom with my green raincoat on. can you believe i'm still single? what is wrong with you women. seriously. i mean. get your head out of the fucking gutter. me and peterson would take hot baths and burn incense and candles and drop our computers in the bath tub... but we would do this seperately, not together. sometimes i would think peterson was jerking off, he probably thought the same about me. i know I WAS. cuz you women out there are so ingenious. but anyways... i bought this herbal bath blend that was like a GIANT TEA BAG for the bath tub. HOW FUCKING COOL IS THAT? too bad i had to TAKE THE FUCKING BATH ALONE.
IT'S TIME FOR A FLASHBACK, think SEATTLE WINTER 05-06
this is jimmy levan. he started a religion called LEVANGILISM.. this gap is huge, it wasen't too far from the bus crash. we got there, and i would go "WHY THE FUCK WOULD SOMEBODY JUMP THIS ON THEIR BIKE?" jimmy slept over me and peterson's a lot. he would sleep on the hardwood floor with no pillow, just a leather jacket. he has been in multiple coma's, and is my hero.
i went to a party called SUICIDE CLUB... but nobody killed themselves
this is the imfamous bus crash. right behind the bus is my old APT. you can't see it because the bus is in the way. we were on the bottom floor, with sidewalk access. onetime a crazy man come to our door and started banging on the window and we were like "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT BULLSHIT!!!!!" the LOL MOTORCYCLE CRASH happened when I was going to dicks late at night (open til 2)... i saw smoke on the sketchy on ramp and it was wet. then there was this crashed motorcycle with an old republican looking dude in a snowsuit on his ass moaning. I was like "ARE YOU OK" and he was like "GROOWNNNN OOOOHHHH" i was like "LOL!!!!!" so i called an ambulance they came and i ran away. the DRUNK area is where we would go when we were drunk, inbetween 2 am (when the bar closed) and 3 am (when the egg room, an after hours spot opened.. jimmy insisted we go to the EGG ROOM) we all got drunk and fell down the hill and almost fell into the highway like that bus. it was fun!
this is me at the seattle skatepark. it was right under the space needle. i would go there and get stoned. turns out BILL GATES tore it down to build the "MICROSOFT MEGA CENTER".. WTF? another awesome reason to HATE PCs.
I wanted to go see NIRVANA but KURT blew his brains out. :( i went to his house on accident once though and it was cool.
this is "BAUHAUS COFFEE" they had the best coffee and top pot donuts. they gave me free donuts. i ate them. it was right down the street. i loved it so fucking much.... one last story that i won't give you too many details about but.... i accidently made out with a super hot 17 year old. THANKS SEATTLE FOR THE MEMORIES, I LOVE YOU, and YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO FUCK ME OVER LIKE YOU DID
this is me in the bathroom with my green raincoat on. can you believe i'm still single? what is wrong with you women. seriously. i mean. get your head out of the fucking gutter. me and peterson would take hot baths and burn incense and candles and drop our computers in the bath tub... but we would do this seperately, not together. sometimes i would think peterson was jerking off, he probably thought the same about me. i know I WAS. cuz you women out there are so ingenious. but anyways... i bought this herbal bath blend that was like a GIANT TEA BAG for the bath tub. HOW FUCKING COOL IS THAT? too bad i had to TAKE THE FUCKING BATH ALONE.
IT'S TIME FOR A FLASHBACK, think SEATTLE WINTER 05-06
i went to a party called SUICIDE CLUB... but nobody killed themselves
this is the imfamous bus crash. right behind the bus is my old APT. you can't see it because the bus is in the way. we were on the bottom floor, with sidewalk access. onetime a crazy man come to our door and started banging on the window and we were like "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT BULLSHIT!!!!!" the LOL MOTORCYCLE CRASH happened when I was going to dicks late at night (open til 2)... i saw smoke on the sketchy on ramp and it was wet. then there was this crashed motorcycle with an old republican looking dude in a snowsuit on his ass moaning. I was like "ARE YOU OK" and he was like "GROOWNNNN OOOOHHHH" i was like "LOL!!!!!" so i called an ambulance they came and i ran away. the DRUNK area is where we would go when we were drunk, inbetween 2 am (when the bar closed) and 3 am (when the egg room, an after hours spot opened.. jimmy insisted we go to the EGG ROOM) we all got drunk and fell down the hill and almost fell into the highway like that bus. it was fun!
this is me at the seattle skatepark. it was right under the space needle. i would go there and get stoned. turns out BILL GATES tore it down to build the "MICROSOFT MEGA CENTER".. WTF? another awesome reason to HATE PCs.
I wanted to go see NIRVANA but KURT blew his brains out. :( i went to his house on accident once though and it was cool.
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