MV™

2012-01-25T16:05:00.001-05:00

This video kind of blows my mind

2012-01-19T21:44:00.003-05:00

I strongly suggest going to youtube and watching it in HD

2012-01-19T12:44:00.001-05:00

NATIONAL CONEY ISLAND

2012-01-17T16:26:00.001-05:00

2012-01-17T01:44:00.001-05:00

Water Powerslide

2012-01-11T16:19:00.001-05:00

This dog does it like a boss. It's the near the end of the video.

2012-01-05T10:43:00.001-05:00

2012-01-05T10:40:00.001-05:00

HAPPY 2012

2012-01-05T03:40:00.002-05:00

I LOVE YOU. (LISTEN TO THIS ENTIRE TRACK, WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED, THINKING SO.)
FOREVER

2012-01-04T15:02:00.000-05:00

2011-12-29T17:05:00.000-05:00

does anyone remember these as a kid????

2011-12-29T12:39:00.001-05:00

the new books to read to kids

2011-12-28T14:42:00.000-05:00

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

2011-12-23T02:00:00.002-05:00

FROM CCU AND DRUG ABUSE

also...

2011-12-20T17:56:00.002-05:00

Vito

2011-12-20T10:10:00.002-05:00

Oh my god you guys. Here are some hilarious yet terrifying images posted on the Facebook page of this weirdo Russian kid I went to camp with. The last I heard he was in the army and went AWOL, but it looks like he found a new career as some sort of rapist. Thought I would share. Get ready to be very very amused.

Happy Holidaze kidz!

2011-12-18T21:42:00.002-05:00

magic mushrooms + reindeer

2011-12-18T01:51:00.000-05:00

THE JOG STRAP

2011-12-16T10:20:00.001-05:00

2011-12-15T17:37:00.001-05:00

NEW MICHIGAN MAP!!!!

2011-12-13T11:43:00.001-05:00

LAST XMAS PART 2

2011-12-08T00:58:00.001-05:00

LAST XMAS

2011-12-08T00:45:00.003-05:00

(this actually happened to me... and if you look closely... george micheals looks JUST LIKE ROSS)

testing

2011-12-07T14:51:00.001-05:00

AWESOME MUSIC

2011-12-06T23:30:00.004-05:00

CRAZY AWESOME MUSIC EVERYDAY ALL DAY EVERYWHERE ANYWAY ALL THE WAY

test

2011-12-06T15:39:00.001-05:00

MEXICAN DINNER!!!!!

2011-12-06T10:02:00.000-05:00

#AutomatedVoices #Lulzy #MyFriendKoji

2011-12-03T10:39:00.005-05:00

13 hours ago

Did u change ur number?? an automated voice said 'your call can not be completed at this time in this country' i didnt kno an automated voice would say that lol

Texts From Bennett

2011-12-02T11:50:00.002-05:00

http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/page/2

Fort Thunder trickle down effect.

2011-11-30T19:37:00.002-05:00

2011-11-29T16:18:00.001-05:00

hey

2011-11-29T00:37:00.002-05:00

F YOU

f this blogger broke

2011-11-29T00:36:00.000-05:00

my connection was not reset

blogger broke

2011-11-29T00:33:00.001-05:00

sgt pepperspray

2011-11-22T22:50:00.002-05:00

2011-11-15T17:56:00.001-05:00

Stray dog that made it onto the track at the Indian Gran Prix.

DON'T LOOK NOW BUT THE INTERNETs B/A/C/K

2011-11-15T09:23:00.000-05:00

Want.

2011-11-13T00:02:00.000-05:00

1 LIFE 2 LIVE

2011-11-11T00:17:00.000-05:00

MY TEXT CONVERSATION WITH CHRISTIAN JAY

2011-11-10T14:46:00.000-05:00

DON'T LOOK NOW BUT THE INTERNETs B/A/C/K

2011-11-09T19:15:00.001-05:00

THANK YOU DIXIE LAND FLEA MARKET FOR MAKING MY DAY

2011-11-07T13:20:00.000-05:00

TOY CATALOG

2011-11-01T10:01:00.002-04:00

i recently got my photo published inside this specialty toy catalog...i did some product photography for this toy shop in down town lake orion that my wife works at called LITTLE MONSTERS

.

2011-10-23T10:16:00.004-04:00

2011-10-19T15:40:00.001-04:00

DENVER BUM

2011-10-18T12:15:00.001-04:00

Amriswiler Marktplatzpfuuser - The Kids aren't allright (2011)

2011-10-15T04:17:00.000-04:00

2011-10-12T12:41:00.001-04:00

love from JA

2011-10-11T21:11:00.000-04:00

These are both pretty awesome. The bottom one has terrible music, but a pretty epic beginning... and lots of other cool/funny shit. The top one really shows what JA is like in the beginning as well.

I HATE MONDAYS

2011-10-10T23:29:00.003-04:00

another lonely night

2011-10-09T19:35:00.001-04:00

WELCOME BACK RK

2011-10-08T21:10:00.001-04:00

Crowning Ms Senior PA

2011-10-05T11:56:00.000-04:00

i'm so stoked i could puke

2011-10-04T19:30:00.001-04:00

http://www.xlr8r.com/mp3/2011/10/you-x-wont-x-know

Cultural Differences

2011-10-03T21:06:00.000-04:00

This conversation happened during a meeting we had at work today:
(Oniel my counterpart, aka partner at work)

Oniel: "Yeah, and we need to talk to the youths and enforce a dress code... You know, no marinas..."
Everyone: "Yeah, no marinas, no spaghetti straps..."
Me: "..What is a 'marina'?"
Oniel (lifts up shirt to show undershirt): "This."
Me: "Oh, a wifebeater."
Everyone talking at once: "lol, wutt??"
Me: "A wifebeater. That's what they are called in America."
Everyone: "lol, why??"
Me: "I dunno... Oniel, imagine wearing JUST that shirt, living in the middle of the country and yelling at/beating your wife with a bottle of liquor in your hand."
Everyone: "Oh! Haha"

Baby Horned Lizard

2011-10-03T13:09:00.002-04:00

I almost completely forgot about this. I spotted this on the north rim of the Grand Canyon and my girlfriend bare handed it for me (I'm a bit of a Lennie Small). She then let me hold it and took a few photos, sweet right?

2011-10-02T17:25:00.001-04:00

2011-09-29T11:20:00.000-04:00

2011-09-28T22:44:00.001-04:00

Water Cops - "Hart Plaza" (First Show)

2011-09-28T11:26:00.001-04:00

Thanks to Chrissy for getting some footage of our first show!

Juggalos

2011-09-27T15:23:00.002-04:00

Set aside some time this evening to watch this (23min). There is some nudity, it's sometime hard to tell if you are looking at male or females exposed breast, just a warning those easily offended or at work.

American Juggalo from Sean Dunne on Vimeo.

http://www.nycartlife.com/

2011-09-26T12:40:00.001-04:00

Things i wanna eat

2011-09-24T18:48:00.001-04:00

All i gata say is... Im not here not here to make friends

2011-09-24T18:38:00.002-04:00

Im here to dance

Hey Magic Violence, take 2 of these and call me in the morning.

2011-09-23T09:40:00.000-04:00

GROUP HUG

2011-09-22T17:30:00.001-04:00

ccu : all i see is drama by icecoldchrissy hey ya'll. we're all friends here. there's nothing more sad then a good idea gone bad. GROUP HUG!!! and happy first day of autumn! xoxox

Rat Rods

2011-09-21T20:14:00.008-04:00

Mid-West Freestyle Canoe 2007 -- Marc Ornstein

2011-09-19T16:18:00.000-04:00

again

2011-09-16T15:00:00.001-04:00

Anton Stankowski

TRUCK STOP / GAS STATION

2011-09-08T11:19:00.002-04:00

on the drive home from port austin on sunday we stopped at this gas station/truck stop and not only can you buy ice cream, sandwiches, fresh baked cookies and doughnuts but you can also buy riffels and pistols too

weeeeeeeee

2011-09-05T22:48:00.002-04:00

September 2011 by Icecoldchrissy on Mixcloud

(karen - that smashed jeep is right down the street from your old apartment! torandoes in ferndale.)

what r u watching?

2011-09-05T20:43:00.002-04:00

my works friends

2011-08-31T16:12:00.001-04:00

I just crawled out of the grand canyon

2011-08-31T13:23:00.006-04:00

FOLKWAYZ

2011-08-30T23:55:00.002-04:00

http://www.folkstreams.net/ http://www.folkstreams.net/http://www.folkstreams.net/ http://www.folkstreams.net/

my car

2011-08-29T13:50:00.000-04:00

today my 2003 subaru forester just 160,000 miles after 8 years

This one is for RC

2011-08-26T15:25:00.000-04:00

for CJS

2011-08-26T09:36:00.001-04:00

surfboards_from_chandelier_creative_saturdays_surf_rick_malwitz_2pbnf_530x358, a photo by Christopher S. Cortez on Flickr.

amazing color / pattern

ןןɐ noʎ ǝʌoן ı

2011-08-26T01:36:00.001-04:00

Think think think by Icecoldchrissy on Mixcloud

SURF DOG 2

2011-08-24T00:43:00.000-04:00

new member

2011-08-23T11:21:00.002-04:00

this just came in mail but i have no use for it

2011-08-16T11:29:00.004-04:00

The second mix in my Static Soul series. Some easy listening for the noise heads. Tracks from: Joseph Suchy, Fennesz, Oneohtrix Point Never, Oval, Fenn O' Berg, Emeralds, Brian Eno, Black Dice, Terrestrial Tones.

Visual supplement @ http://count-macey.tumblr.com/ Static Soul #2 by Count Macey

When Puss go out, rat tek ova di house.

2011-08-15T22:17:00.001-04:00

There are many amazing Jamaican proverbs, but this one my friend Crystal decieded fits for last saturday... Basically, my folks were gone for the day and told me they didn't care if I had people over. In typical Ewok fashion of partially losing my mind, I promptly called everyone to come over and pre drink at my place before we went over to our friend Mally's. I started drinking at 1:30pm. Keep in mind we have a 7:00pm curfew. I had just hung up all my cloths to dry. In hindsight, REALLY embarrassing, because, I mean EVERYTHING was out there... BUT, since I was getting drunk, I somehow forgot that was an issue. So JA has this crazy white over proof rum that is EVERYWHERE... So naturally, we drank lots and lots of rum... And almost all of us blacked out!! Haha... I woke up and didn't remember my friends leaving, or going to bed. All of our memories are a little hazy. The next day we went with Camille and her uncle to this crazy river... And Camille filled us all in on what was going on. Camille and Tyane are our language teachers, which makes them "staff" which means that they cant drink if we are. Lol.

Water tank

Chris, Crystal, Mally

Virginia pretending to be passed out

Sara being goofy in the kitchen

T gets back rub under the cloths... lol

T likes to take pictures; This glass was later broken...

Before the awful game of "I never ever", which I hardly played out of principle... Family Fued instead...

Me and Dad when I made him come hang out with us...
SO, lots of rum later=redic whitey dance party djayed by me and Tyane and Camille, drunk wrestling in which Crystal popped Sara's shoulder out of the socket (she crouched down and said "don't fucking touch me" over and over to anyone who came near her until she fixed it...) And apparently I grabbed Sara up in a huge hug later that almost sent us over the railing.. 2 broken glasses, a host family that came home to rediculosness and now I am kinda embarrassed, smoked a whole pack of ciggs, had cloths hanging all over the place, played drunken facebook family fued with Tyane and then accidentally left some dumb drunk comment on T's facebook cos I was still signed in as him... Lolol... One week of training left! Will we make it? Then we get scattered across the island, all alone... I better get it together, huh? P.s. we never made it to Mally's. And we got to break curfew because of the presence of our Jamaican friends. No pictures of Camille, which sucks. This is long as shit I know. Sorry guys!

japan seriously? wtf.

2011-08-14T21:55:00.000-04:00

More creepy robot "girlfriends"

Me/Tyane

2011-08-14T17:11:00.000-04:00

This is my friend Tyane. He works for peace corps as a "language and cross-cultural facilitator". Aka, he teaches me patwa. Yea for Jamacian friends!! :)

Игорь Тухватов - Desert Rose (Sting cover)

2011-08-10T16:01:00.000-04:00

for CJS

2011-08-09T14:28:00.002-04:00

VINTAGE_SKATEBOARD_4, a photo by Christopher S. Cortez on Flickr.

JUST SAW THIS IN THE THEATER

2011-08-08T15:25:00.000-04:00

Da Bush.

2011-08-01T21:37:00.000-04:00

Today me and my host "Dad" (He's 36) Kirpatrick went to "country" or "da bush" to visit his parents on their farm. It was out in the middle of nowhere which meant 2 and a half hours of driving, smoking grits with Kirk and goofing off. We stopped and had jerk pork in Ochi Rios (major tourist spot, but BEST jerk pork), taking the long way, and finally made it into St. Ann. His folks were real cool, his Dad was harvesting pimentos, but I felt shy asking to take his picture. I DID however get a lot of cool shots... On the way home we sang songs like "Back to Life, Back to Reality". I am really thankful I ended up living with someone that I can share jokes with and laugh over shitty youtube clips. Life has been a ok...

They have Total in JA!!

People here are really into their shitty 90's Japanese cars...

Funniest road signs ever here. Personal favorite: "Running the red light may put out your own light" or "Speeding Kills: Don't be in a hurry to enter eternity" lololol... Good thing you told me...

Get your carwash and drink on...

Jerk pork with yellow pepper sauce and sweet potato...

Kirk... aka "Dad"

This is the driveway to Kirk's parent's house. He looks like a scary caveman...lolol. Hangin with Kirk is awesome cos hardly anyone calls me "whitey" and dudes won't blatently hit on me!! Lol. His wife is awesome too.

Squeeeek!!

This is a breadfruit. You roast it over an open flame until it is black, then peel it and sear it. It's awesome! Texture and taste of a light bread...

Stupid and sideways, but this is ackee. It hasint opened yet so its still poisines, but once it opens you can harvest it, remove the seeds that look like giant black jelly beans the "fruit" tastes like scrambled eggs after you cook it.

Thats about it. <3 you all, and miss yous!!

Pieces

NEW YORK!!!!!!

2011-08-01T16:41:00.003-04:00

new york

2011-08-01T14:31:00.001-04:00

my birthday surprise at yankee stadium - my name on the monitor

2011-07-31T15:15:00.000-04:00

2011-07-31T13:12:00.000-04:00

"WHAT A FOOL BELIEVES" Juanita Brooks & ST

2011-07-26T23:59:00.000-04:00

my 30th birthday cake

2011-07-25T15:42:00.000-04:00

THE BEST BIRTHDAY CAKE EVER!!!!!!

J-town

2011-07-22T21:11:00.000-04:00

Jamaican breakfast... (Eggs, beans and hotdogs, collards) We also eat a lot of plaintains and fish for breakfast.

Booyow. Cravin "A"..

This was my bedroom in the last house I stayed in...

One of the many stray dogs...

My friend Courtney and a palm tree...

Almonds in their natural form...

Old gun blind...

Building F-up'ed from an earthquake...

It makes you so sick to be in there... (Field Trip with our lovely Language and Cross-Culturl instructors)

Badass painting in the museum we went to....I really really like the top one.

Bob Marley statue (for Eric)...

Amazing Caves...

Miss Ya'll <3 <3 <3

emoji + more.

2011-07-22T20:39:00.000-04:00

Firehouse Bar, Augusta, GA- Wish You Were There

2011-07-22T15:18:00.002-04:00

Git

2011-07-21T20:03:00.004-04:00

http://zoosofberlin.bandcamp.com/album/pallister-chant

SPIDERMAN SAYS

2011-07-21T16:14:00.005-04:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MC NUZZI